My tweets

• Thu, 13:44: Wipers on? Then turn on your damn headlights!
• Thu, 13:52: 20 items or less is not a suggestion. Also it's 20 INDIVIDUAL items. Not 20 types.
• Thu, 14:13: So, Walmart was fail. NOTHING Little Debbie for Coffee Cake Day, so I got stuck with Hostess :( OH well, still tasty .... but STIL!!
• Thu, 14:35: Priority for teh week completed: Josh's birthday present has been ordered from ThinkGeek.com and I do believe he will still be surprised :)
• Thu, 14:49: Only those that have a limited vocabulary and lack of common decency use the word "retarded" when talking about something they find stupid.
• Thu, 14:55: RT @shitmydadsays: "WENT through an awkward phase? What phase you think you're in now? Ever seen yourself walk up stairs? It's like a T- ...
• Thu, 15:00: Let's try and remember to stop electing people who are as terrible with money as we are. http://t.co/sfC6rM3 via @someecards
• Thu, 15:15: RT @W_SchuesterGLEE: When people call you cheesy, say thank you. A good cheese is worth more than gold in some countries.
• Thu, 16:10: I'm getting spam e-mails about buying *Allegra* online ... um, I can get that IN STORES w/o a 'script!
• Thu, 16:43: I don't care how friendly your dog is. Lack of ability to obey recall command? PUT IT ON A DAMN LEASH! HATE random dogs jumping on me!!

( Read more... )